June 8, 2022
Tenth Diamond Pepes Company ReportNFT
It’s a beautiful day for Company Report Time,
And this time we’ll try to make every line rhyme.
If you were to ask what I did this fine week,
Then allow CEO to provide the answers you seek.
Once again the weather has taken a turn for the worse,
But just like with options ‘tis a blessing not a curse.
The blistering cold chills most to the bone,
But to I it merely puts me in my zone.
Motivation to gym you know it is true,
R.I.P. Zyzz; this ones for you.
Now to start off our report with that which we dread,
Some administrative updates off the top of my head.
1. A new challenger joins the battle
With Gen 2 Mint soon to come on its way,
We welcome a challenger to join the affray.
The picture above is a very good friend,
But with the conflict to come this may come to an end.
They send out DefiGod to fight in their stead,
For the glory of JPEG’d he’ll fight til he’s dead.
But in this Celebrity Smackdown there can be just one winner,
As your CEO I will eat him for dinner.
2. Dopex Birthday
A year since conception and what a year it has been,
The friends we have made; the highs and lows we have seen.
Next month marks the Birthday of so-called “Dopex”,
Of decentralized options we are the apex.
Within the halls of our Discord we’re accepting submissions,
Rewards for the winners on a single condition.
Impressing the panel of judges is your only hope,
Pic unrelated; I’m getting the rope.
Curve, Convex, and synthetic longs,
Our IRO articles have been coming along.
For some this new content can be quite a fright,
But thanks to all those that joined us last night
We plan on making trivia a more common event,
To test whether our readers understood what we meant.
Please see attached a link with all of our questions,
We look forward to seeing you at our next session.
Achievements of the Week
For those using Twitter you may have seen on your feed,
That so-called “Anatas” are now able to breed.
Put two together and the owners can plead,
That over some time their offspring be freed.
Their silly community has requested my seed,
Pictured below our outcomes of the deed.
Now to the Anatas a humble request I make you,
Assist Most Esteemed in minting Gen 2.
2. CEO avoids prison
Dopex Internals are really quite mean,
Treating their boss as some silly bean.
They have tried to ensure that my freedom is ended,
And to my misfortune they only say “Splendid”.****
At first I thought their attempts were a fail,
But perhaps there’s a chance that I’m going to jail.
3. Fine Collection of Artworks
A Company Report is never complete,
Without some creations showing my own conceit.
Pictured above is my artistic flex,
I like to call this “Groppasaurus Rex”.
Next on the menu are cartoon we all love,
My version of Garfield is pictured above.
Last but not least one more beautiful scene,
When I say LAAAAAAADIES now you know what I mean.
This concludes our report for this beautiful week,
Who knows next time what havoc I’ll wreak.
Booba groppa nueenis as I always say,
Until next time, Employees, I’ll let you be on your way.
CEO of Diamond Pepes
CA CFA MBA MD PhD LLM
Any ladies want to breed? Drop us a line.
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